kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming, via stability)

vanillasmokexo:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word


Stay classy

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jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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Following back everyone!

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katalin-a:

hahahaha

wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

(Source: pressing, via twinglittlefire)

weedjoke420:

*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *dunks*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wtf!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!

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